Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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