Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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