Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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