Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Someone came in the potted fern
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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