i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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