There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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