somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Can you bring me the toilet please
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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