According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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