At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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