We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
