all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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