How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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