you guys were way drunker than both of me
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I should be sponsored by Trojan
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize
