The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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