Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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