I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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