i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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