Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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