hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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