I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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