do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think my vagina is haunted
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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