Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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