I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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