you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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