yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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