Where is the hickey?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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