If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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