...so i touched it.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You have to summon your inner elephant
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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