Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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