did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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