Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You've changed since you got that strap on
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