I want to stick my p in your. b.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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