I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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