At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
