yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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