That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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