i just wanna soil my oats bro
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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