Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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