Christians are straight up FREAKS
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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