i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Can you bring me the toilet please
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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