I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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