I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
drinking out of a sandbucket again
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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