Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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