I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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