I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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