is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
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