: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Randomize
