I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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