Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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