She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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