with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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